Finally making a start on this page (15/03/25) Email me: kinkier.play@gmx.com

If you do want to email me, please remove the dot between kinkier and play in the above address.

Firstly if you’ve found me through an app, I’m not online to hook up with an escort/provide or receive “rewards”/ give massages or be anyone’s OnlyFans subscriber!

NFPNC = No Face Pic No Chat, so if I don’t respond, send a pic, I’m got going to ask for one.

I realised I had a profile without a pic and nobody has ever messaged me from it. The profile with pics, I do get messages, so pretty clear, people only visit profiles with pics, but why I do I get some responses from guys without pics? So just so it’s clear, if you messaged me without a face pic and didn’t send one with your message, I won’t answer.

Stats Table

My stats and what I’m looking for

	Me	My match
Age	48	45 or under
Height	5ft 6″	No preference, including dwarf
Body	Average	Average to large/chub/bear, maybe slim/athletic
Dick size	Average	Any. Large would be nice for fucking me though. But small to large is fine.
Hair	Very short	Short to Average, not keen on too long (as long as it doesn’t look girlie)
Facial hair	Shaved to a little growth	Same, not keen on moustaches or long beards
Race	White	Any, especially mixed race or black

While it’s great that there are a load of gay apps out there, especially you know the one that is the most expensive of them all (I’m sure you know who I mean now) and it doesn’t allow to mention where you live unless you add it to your profile text, are expiring photos. I won’t remember what you look like and am unlikely to meet unless you send a regular photo that I can use to remind me who you are.

Also if it’s obvious that you didn’t read my profile before replying, probably am going to save responding to them and save my fingers and time to guys who did read my profile.

I’m 100% gay and am only sexually attracted to men masculine – I would totally projectile vomit at the thought of a woman …. – blluuuuurrrrggghh! Masculine guys only please.

I’m not going to take the piss out any kink you have and would prefer proper photos (over expiring ones), so that I can remember what you look like. I’m neg and won’t have a problem with your status. I test regularly and would be good if you know your status and if needed – you look after your own health.

I’d prefer a proper profile to read and figure out if we have mutual kinks. If your into gas masks or wear a pup hood, urinal hood or anything else that hides your face, it would be good to see under the mask/hood too. I really want to buy a rim seat 😉

I’m going to mention this because one guy was a tool about something. In 2019 I had total kidney failure which required dialysis. The last time I remember I was in my bedroom, when I came around I was missing a few days and I was in ICU. This guy didn’t believe me and seemed to think I’d just wake up the following morning and everything would be 100% fine and I could get on with my life, which isn’t the case, if I tell you I’m tired – I’m tired and not a good idea to press me to meet, if I’m tired, if you press too hard it will put me off meeting you. There’s every chance I also have Long COVID so could be tired from that too. Anyway, 99.9999% of people would understand all that, so I’ll move on …

Because of the kidney failure I’ve had a few more COVID vaccinations than people in good health. I’ve taken medical advice and decided to take PrEP after the kidney failure as any complication in that area would take a heavy toll on my health and I just don’t need that right now.

I have sportswear fetish so I’m going to be more interested in a guy that’s clothed over a topless/naked guy. If you don’t like wearing that many clothes, a nice jock pic would get me hot 😉 even better if you have a lush ass in that jock, hole showing 😉

I’m sure I’ll fill out more as I go along, you can always ask any questions on the app you found me on …